Twenty-Two

Remember how I have a somewhat egotistical problem about going up to two guys because I feel badly for the one I’m not hitting on?  This attempt is a good example of why I have those reservations.  After a fun night of trivia I decided I should go ask out the guy that I had been eyeing because he kind of reminded me of actor Zachary Levi (I adore Zachary Levi.  Zachary, if you are reading this, please know that while I have not practiced writing your last name with my first name, I have thought about how much fun we would have on a date).  Twenty-two was with a buddy, and there was no sign that the friend was leaving anytime soon.  I needed to go home soon, so I walked up and introduced myself and said, “You might not be aware of this, but my trivia team just came in second place. I’m feeling generous, and I want to give you this paper that has important information on it like my name and number.  You should call me so we can go out on a date.”  He looked a little shell-shocked but still managed to say thank you. 

Before we could continue with a conversation, his friend straight up asked, “Why  didn’t I get that paper?”  What?  No!  One of my fears was right in front of me!  I awkwardly laughed and apologized and said, “Ummmmm, because I gave it to him, and it seemed like bad manners to give my information to both of you.”  The friend accepted my answer after giving me a mild guilt trip; then I looked at Twenty-two, told him to call me, and quickly left that scene.