Monday, January 23, 2012

Fourteen


A couple of months ago I was introduced to a friend’s friend who was the DJ at her event.  By introduced, I mean that my friend asked me if I had met Fourteen, and I said no but that I would act like I was his biggest fan.  Please remember that I have no shame.  Walking up to the DJ booth I jumped and squealed like a teenage girl, “SHUT UP! It’s DJ Fourteen!  Oh my goodness I can’t believe you’re here!”  Then I accidentally kicked over the sign for the event (luckily it was just a giant posterboard propped up against his booth). DJ Fourteen, my friend, and I laughed at the scene.  I propped the sign back up and proceeded to the booth where I properly introduced myself.  We talked about music, our signature dance moves, and nonsensical things in general.  I had a new possible crush but was lame and left without doing anything about it.

In my new world of online looking (it doesn’t count as online dating for me yet), I stumbled upon DJ Fourteen.  Figuring this was a safe bet, I sent him a message, DJ Fourteen!  Hi!  We met a while back at Ann’s event.  I’m the girl who gracefully kicked over the event sign.  Since we’ve already met without too much disaster, I think we should meet again.  I will do my very best not to cause too many catastrophes.
 – Penelope

Ok Cupid allows you to see who has looked at your profile, which I always want to know, and two days after sending that message, Fourteen checked out my profile. However, he hasn’t replied yet.  So much for a sure thing.

1 comment:

  1. I want to borrow your wit for a day .. you are pure genius .. and 14 should realize it. As should 1 through 13.

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